Secretarial Guard

We have a problem….

I (the Secretary General) attempted to to create the Secretarial Guard to protect the members of the Secretariat. A person in power denied this request and is stopping me from creating the Secretarial Guard. Please, if you have any ideas for convincing him, please post them here.

Jeffrey H.
Secretary General

(please post comments after the line and seperate each idea with a line (five dashes)

either kick him or her out, bribe, blackmail, threaten, egg the house, or annoy him until the guy gives in.

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